- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

THE GAME

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

This is a joke.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems