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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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