- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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