- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Sex education in Texas.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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