- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

no pun intended

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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