Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Jebron Lames.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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