- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

My love life

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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