What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Tunechi

woman's lacrosse

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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