- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

My love life

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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