- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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