- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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