- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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