- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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