What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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