How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

The NBA and womens sports

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

think twice or at least think

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Michel Moor on a die...

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

I woke up today

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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