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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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