What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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