Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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