- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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