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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I woke up today

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

An Italian leaves the mofia

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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