- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Mahmy

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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