- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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