- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's two plus two? Window

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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