- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? hope

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

women's rights

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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