- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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