1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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