Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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