So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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