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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

knock knock no ones home

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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