Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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