- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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