- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Gretta has five legs? -no

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Me Neither.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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