- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Justin Beiber's Talent.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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