- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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