How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I once did something.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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