- Anti Joke

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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