whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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How would you rule?

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Good afternoon.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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