- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

this website even though its hilarious.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

dat shoe shine tho

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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