Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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