- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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