- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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