Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Where's the dick??? east

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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