- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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