- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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