- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What can hitler cook well Steak

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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