- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

ur an fagit

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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