Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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