Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what is orange? an orange

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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