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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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