Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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