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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

It's long!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

God

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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