- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

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