"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Nah

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96

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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