Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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My love life

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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