Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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PENIS :)

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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