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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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