- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

womens rights.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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