Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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