- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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