What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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dead dibbs

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Justin Bieber

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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