A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Women's rights.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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