- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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