- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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