A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do I hate? people

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Poop

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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