what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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