Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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