What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

hey, my names mark.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

hi

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

no pun intended

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

dyslexics of the world untie!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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