- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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