Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why do I hate food? I don't.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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